my ideal girlfriend (must read for all females) LOL

hello fattiesanyways im going to write a description of what the perfect female would be for me. okay so firstly the girl has to have a moustache, a nice long thick one filled with termites, ants and you know the odd ferret or two, second she has to have purple hair, alright purple hair, yummy, she also has to wear glasses and not the ugly fashion glasses, but the circle harry potter, im a faggot, glasses. okay now about her personality, um i dont really care about her personality as long as shes retarded and silly like me, okay cool so if any of you ladies fufill two or more of the critera, give me a buzz and we can engage in some hot, intense, passionategames of dotaLOLS!!!! lots of sexy gay love to you guys BYEE