homosexuals

despite my propensity to give queers "shit"

lol get it, shit, cos they dabble in anal sex ahhh

i dont actually hate them

they can do whatever they want, as long as they're not hurting anyone

yea sure, its weird. BUT

i have no qualms as to whos sausage they want to attempt to stick their own sausage into

its all good

but speaking purely from a relationship/love perspective

man its gotta be hard being gay

apart from all that conscious and unconscious discrimination they receive from society (not so much anymore)

there is a massive shortage of lovers they could pick from

cos something like only 10 percent of the population is gay

now if even straight people have a hard timing finding lovers

gay people are going to be in a world of hurt

imagine all that loneliness building up

in addition, still now

many people are still residing in that metaphorical closet

and they're too young and immature to come out anytime soon

if they're really unlucky, they might be hit with that realization that they swing the other way when they're in a love-less marriage with two kids that were produced during a night of forced male orgasms in order to not make the wife feel too inadequate

anywhoo, that is not the sort of environment you want to bring a kid up in

thus thats even less homos to choose from

cos its not like homos have some external trait that you can immediately identify them from

you know whos got it the best?

the bisexuals

they have the highest probability of finding lovers

because they stick their hand

or in this case, penis, in two jars

the male jar and the female jar

they get two bites of the apple

the whole nature of homosexual relationships are probably really different too

like would gay males play video games and watch action movies for fun?

would they both be horny as shit and have sex all the time,

cos face it guys in straight relationships would have alot more sex if their female partners were more compliant

so how would males in gay relationships act?

would gay females eat ice cream and complain that they're gaining weight?

and instead of sex, would they just spend the majority of their time cuddling and braiding each others hair?

you know, all that romantic stuff that straight girls would prefer doing if their males partners werent so horny all the time

so how would females in gay relationships act?

do you see where im getting at here?

if you look at it from that point of view, it makes more sense for people to be homosexual

males tend to have similar interests with other males and likewise for females

straight relationships will undoubtedly always be suffering that inherent conflict born from sex-related differences

all that shit about opposites attracting each other really only applies to physics

people of similar interests are the ones that inevitably get together

so then why dont we have more gays? is the vagina to penis match just that much more satisfying than the penis to ass? or scissor sisters?

there would also be less domestic abuse and likelihood of rape in homosexual relationships too

these problems occur due to the differences in power

if both partners are of the same sex, they're more likely to be of similar strength

therefore, less likely to tolerate a kick to the vagina

or maybe homosexual relationships are exactly the same as heterosexual relationships,

maybe one gay fulfills the "female/sensitive" role and the other gay fulfills the more 'male/masculine" role

that essentially has the same dynamics as most heterosexual relationships

the only difference is that the previously imposed gender for each role has altered

males cant always play the masculine role, they have feelings too !

anyways,i have no clue of the nature of homosexual relationships and lets keep it that way

but i gotta say, it would be thought-provoking to say the least, if i could look at some guys, the same way i look at some girls

but i cant

my mind or my body isnt hardwired that way, so any lances or julians out there reading this,

please leave me alone

regardless the more homosexuals we have, more girls fo me!

*why the frickburger do girls always say, " I WANT A GAY BEST FRIEND"

PRETTY FREAKING SURE, THAT THEY DONT WANT TO BE YOURS

bam !

*are you guys still reading?

this is so freaking long

wow you must really have nothing to do

hahahaha

please, feed me

you're a nigger harry

im a what?

you're a nigger

IM A WHAT

hello.

picking up girls through facebook

picture this scenario

you meet a hot girl at a party

you hit it off and you fluff around for a little and talk about irrelevant things cos its a party after all

the next day, bam, you see her facebook request

and while your frolicking happily due to the realization that you may get your dick wet the sudden REAL realization that you know NOTHING about this girl hits you, you dont know how to act, you dont know what to say, blah blah

so what to do

well, folks, take advantage of the 21st century

we're not caveman, we dont actually have to have lengthy conversations with the person to get to know them

in fact, sometimes, facebook or other online platforms that convey some modicum of information about the person is usually more representative of their personality than the bullshit that comes out of their mouth

first thing is to scour their facebook and interpret the information you find to create a visual skeleton of their personality,

look at the amount of likes they receive for their photos or statuses to determine their social status

look at the amount of boys or girls that wallpost them and decipher whether their competitors or just faggots that like to spam walls

look at the sort of groups/links they "like," see whether you have similar humour

look at the sort of music they listen to

when you eventually talk through that ridiculously inconvenient channel that is facebook chat, you can subtly discuss music interests and when she says, "oh i like linkin park" you can be like "OHH, linkin park, THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE, YEAA"... "WE GOT SO MUCH COMMON"

yea, i know this is heralding some new style of stalking

but guys, stalking is only stalking if the person your stalking finds out your stalking him/her

haha, everyone is probably already doing this anyway

just be careful though, as you spam "older posts" to find out more about them, do not accidentally like one of their statuses that was mentioned years ago, that is bound to scare them

sick

being sick

hey frands
today i was sick
and i gotta say, although i was sick i had a pretty productive day of twiddling my balls and browsing for the appropriate hentai for my next sesh
anyways, my nose was like a tap and i spent alot of time just sneezing
which brings me to a confession
i havent blown my nose before
i kind of have a mental block about it,
maybe i lack the vital muscles required to perform it
whenever i try, i get scared and end up backing out
i usually just end up getting a wad of tissues and sticking it in my nose for 10 minutes so that itd soak up all the mucus
it seems that my tissues finally serve their true purpose... usually they soak up other things
i hate being sick, i feel so weak, so powerless
and ive also lost confidence in my immune system
and im kind of hesitant about my 'no clothes" policy
im going to wear clothes to bed tonight for the first time in about 8 months
bleh
formal is gonna be on soon
bringing a partner is way too mainstream...
yep thats the excuse ill use to justify my inability to get the ladies