masturbation and drugs

have you guys noticed that masturbating and taking drugs is pretty similar

think about it

btw, the time frame is within a day

your average male jacks of what

3-4 times a day? right guys, right? AM I THE ONLY ONE ASLDFJALKDJFLKAJDLKFJASDKFLAKSDFJ

i mean any less than that and your considered pretty weak

but around the 3rd time, the pleasure exponentially declines

its not even fun anymore, its like a chore, sure you get a miniscule modicum of relief but is it really worth the hours you spent poring through spankwire to locate the appropriate porn

now once you hit the 5th, 6th, thats when it actually gets painful

your body cannot physically compete with the mind, although mentally speaking you may feel ripe, your nether regions wont because they are vitally in need of replenishment

now, this is simlar to taking drugs

because the first couple of times you take drugs, its amazing, you can actually taste the purple

but after a while, it becomes an addiction and the consequences can be quite painful,

you no longer see the purple

but you do indeed vomit it

its not a nice feeling

the difference between masturbating and taking drugs

is that masturbating is alot more sustainable, you can go and go and go provided that you have the patience to wait for your body to rejuvenate itself which

on the other hand, drugs have more of a permanent effect on the body, you cant continuously consume it

so kids

the overall message im trying to convey is that

DONT SMOKE THE WEED, JUST DO THE DEED ;)