beating around the bush

hey champs and champettes

i recently watched fright night

and do you know what villains have a tendency of doing

they love to mock, manipulate or torture their victims

and when they're about to commit the actual murder, enough time has elapsed for the victim to discover some way to thwart the murderer or help comes along

think back to Goldilocks and the three bears

why did the stupid bears hesitate when they saw goldilocks sleeping in their bed?

why didnt they just maul her right then and there and change that fairytale into a gruesome adult fiction?

why didn't sith emperor destroy the rebel alliance right away?

why didn't the big bad wolf rape little red riding hood the instant she went into his house?

yea sure, it sounds boring but its the most logical thing to do innit

well the answer is quite simple

we dont like things that are too easy to get

we like things of value and if they're not valuable, we try and make them valuable by giving it chances, giving it opportunities, by beating around the bush

and thats what all villains subconsciously do

and thats why the villains end up losing

the same concept can be applied to courtship

girls and boys love to play hard to get, they love to beat around the bush, they do every single thing they possibly can to hint that they like each other without explicitly saying it

but if you keep playing hard to get, she just may stop trying

THUS, YOU LOSE

we humans love the implied because what is implied is what is more valuable

same as boobies, i myself personally love the outline or the promise of boobies, the way they're nice and protected by the bra but the actual boobie itself? EEEWIE, looks like chewbacca defecated all over han solo

its time that we stop beating around the bush

because quite frankly its a waste of time and sure although it may not be as fun, it can backfire on you

if your going to murder someone, murder him/her right out, dont toy with them

if you like someone, just say "bitch, i loveeeee you"

the next girl that just outright says to me "kenny, i like you"

ill be pretty impressed, their confidence is much more arousing than months of insecure chasing

if you keep beating around the bush, maybe you wont get inside it