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Saturday, January 7, 2012

homosexuals part 2

yep guys im going to talk about gays once again

perhaps, i secretly crave the cock?

who knows, thats irrelevant

and it shouldnt matter whether im gay or not, it shouldnt affect your perception of me at all

but it does, ohhhhhh it does

anyways

i think as humans, we're all born as bisexual

it is only as we mature, that we have a preference for heterosexuality

just going to your local preschool/ primary school shows that

kids shove their dicks in each others ears and pee on each other all the tiime

and its considered normal, theres nothing purely "gay" about it

sure its disgusting but its justified since you merely a "child"

they're just kids being kids

i remember i would have sword fights with my friends with the streams of urine produced from our very orifices

as the yellow beams connected, there was a moment of unity, brotherhood as we each reveled in our peeing prowess

however, as we become more older and intelligent we are vicariously influenced by the internet, tv, social norms, behaviors to adopt the belief that its better being straight

lifes just easier, its a defence thing, we adjust our behavior in order to yield the best possible reality

now how did this belief solidify among the general mentality of society

well it goes through the stages

looking back into the vast recesses of time

this belief was molded purely through economic reasons

think about it

if your a potato farmer in europe, you and your family's survival depends on the amount of kids you can produce

more kids = more output

more output = better ability to satisfy needs/wants

to put it simply, being gay is bad for business

so even if there were gays, it was suppressed heavily not because they were scared of the ramifications of being alienated by society but because it reduced their living standards

now in the 21 century with huge advancements in productivity, being gay is actually beneficial for the economy

it keeps the population in check and yada yada, maybe even decreased crime rates too cos gays are so freaking docile

but back then, it wasn't

and i mentioned food in my last note, your need for food surpasses your need for lovers regardless of whether you're gay or not

anyways, the next stage is that what was once an economic justification began to transition into an outright hatred

as heterosexuality becomes the norm, any deviation of it starts to be approached with hostility and suspicion

why ?

because people hate what they cant understand, nobody likes change

regardless, there is a direct correlation between economic growth and homosexuality

so a word of advice for you butt pirates who endeavor to sail that rather narrow opening

the current economic climate indicates that soon our world markets are gonna collapse reverting civilization back to agrarian times, you guys are going to be scapegoated and abused as the fledgling legal foundations that have finally been created to protect your very rights collapse around you, take solace in the fact that its not you, its your economic incompetency

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