grooming

hey losers

do you guys have trouble finding a girlfriend?

sick of spending all that free time by yourself?

well i have a solution for you !

try

what i call

GROOMING

grooming is essentially befriending a younger girl (possibly your friend's sister)

and slowly building an intimate relationship with her

now this process takes a very long time, roughly 6-8 years depending on her age

but the younger she is, the more impressionable

so for example, you talk to a grade 4/5 girl and gently manipulate her fledgling mind so she eventually perceives you as some god

the key is to take advantage of her adolescent mind during puberty, this is when her personality is most volatile and insecure, insult her on how she looks fat but then coax her as you would do to a farm cow ( a light pat on the head with a quick squeeze to her teat)

her need for your valiation would be inevitable...

if you play your cards right, when she hits 18, she will be absolutely beautiful and just as willing to submit to your every needs,

the most important being, a loving and loyal companion for the rest of your life

the least important being, the sex

so anywhoo, a couple of pointers are

remain patient, she is after all

an investment

you cant sell your shares right away

even if the crops look bountiful

poor calculation on your behalf could lead to rejection or even worse jail

but this time, in jail, you'll be the girl

now remember, this is only frowned upon socially when she is in her teens

but think about it

when shes 20, ur 28

and thats perfectly acceptable

age isnt a barrier to love, her dad is.