marriage

i legitimetly think that in 20-30 years, there is not going to be a world and the majority of the human race would cease to exist

consequently, i dont want to get married, i dont want to be tied down to one person for the rest of my life

and marriage usually entails children, i dont want to have to worry about them when the world is burning to ashes around me

i just want to look after myself, ill survive for longer myself

ill have a happier life myself

how long would i survive during a zombie invasion if i had two toddlers strapped around my neck also taking bites out of my neck

how long would i survive an invasion by indonesia with my amazingly attractive yet sheltered wife who cant bear the thought of walking several kilometres to safety

i know i may be insane but when the bombs start dropping and the people start dying, you'll reminisce about the time you read this note and think "was my life worth it"

was it worth getting married and having kids

but hey, in order to prolong all our lives

get married and get kids folks

you guys are after all the cornerstone of our slowly albeit surely degenerating economy