economic value of sluts

being the keen economist that i am

ive decided to analyze sluts and their impact on the economy

so what are sluts

well they generally populate gloria jeans, night clubs and malls

and can be seen with a cock in one hand and your dignity in the other

right. anywhooo

sluts dont facilitate the need for spending

unlike dating, you dont have to buy them them gifts or go on dates in order to boink them

as they give it away for nothing, they're basically goods, goods that can talk and do other, less innocuous things

hence, relative to dating and courtship, these sluts decrease private consumption and therefore aggregate demand

the only real use a slut is for her to bloom into a prostitute

then theyd be contributing to the economy but then again their impact would not be seen, as alot of prostitution is underground, black-market activity and thus not recorded in our annual GDP figures

nevertheless, much like immigrants, lol

we need sluts, they maintain our sanity and ensure that we dont attain the burden or shame of going to a prostitute

not everybody has the time or stamina to undergo a lengthy process of phone calls, corny gifts and constant loss of dignity for the hope that they may receive an awkward turtle kiss after dinner

yet in the long run, sluts erode the likelihood of families

why? because no one wants to marry sluts because they're too insecure about their ability to make "love" with someone whos made "love" with lots of "loves"

marriage is good for our economy as it usually equals children

children need food, xboxes, tampons, blankets, french tapestry

parents must cater to their offspring's needs through working long hours and feigning appreciation for their children's morbid depiction of a butterfly painting

the combination of these two activities fuel the economy, this back and forth process of buying and selling goods/services shreds further evidence to the fact that families are an integral component of every functional economy

more sluts = less families = restricted population growth = labour shortages = increased inflow of immigrants = london riots

therefore, from an economic point of view, i think its safe to say that sluts are detrimental towards our economy

my son, its beautiful, you are sure to give Mr Gogh a run for his money