blood

hey frands

today i donated blood and as i laid there waiting for this machine to harvest my life essence

i see beds upon beds of valiant mhs students all doing the same thing

and i think to myself, despite the vast discrepancies of humans in terms of our appearance

there is a mutual matter that exists among all of us and this substance courses through our very veins

this rich, pure, red blood

yea sure, we have different coloured skin, different shaped eyes, noses and mouths BUT

this red liquid is something that is common amongst ALL humans

so i propose a name to change to our species

the word "humans" sounds bland, sounds boring and doesn't encapsulate the similarities of our species

perhaps we should call ourselves, The Reds, Redlings, Reddites, Red Rangers, Little Red Riding Hoods

something along those lines and despite the communist connotations

i think its time we prioritize the problems of this world

Im pretty sure a name change for our species ranks far above minuscule problems such as world poverty and war

those things can take a back seat :)

regardless, i urge all you folks to donate blood

the next time you have a blood nose, get a vial and scoop de doop

but seriously, blood is literally the easiest thing to donate

it really isnt that much of an ask

you know, when im penetrating your girlfriend and i somehow manage to break her fallopian tube thereby causing severe blood leakages

shes gonna need blood

and mate, blood doesnt grow on trees

it grows on the fat of you seedy, materialistic capitalists