what i do when im horny

even i have to admit that i do indeed get horny at times

and do you know how i subdue my raging boner

its quite simple

i dont watch porn, i used to, but after downloading 200 gigs worth, you start to realise that theres more to life than hentai and tentacle rape

i simply go to the local florist and buy several daffodils

then i tenderly plant them in my front yard and pat them

*pat, pat, pat

then i go AHHHHHH, make a big yawn

and im spent :)

wasnt that productive :)