homosexuals

despite my propensity to give queers "shit"

lol get it, shit, cos they dabble in anal sex ahhh

i dont actually hate them

they can do whatever they want, as long as they're not hurting anyone

yea sure, its weird. BUT

i have no qualms as to whos sausage they want to attempt to stick their own sausage into

its all good

but speaking purely from a relationship/love perspective

man its gotta be hard being gay

apart from all that conscious and unconscious discrimination they receive from society (not so much anymore)

there is a massive shortage of lovers they could pick from

cos something like only 10 percent of the population is gay

now if even straight people have a hard timing finding lovers

gay people are going to be in a world of hurt

imagine all that loneliness building up

in addition, still now

many people are still residing in that metaphorical closet

and they're too young and immature to come out anytime soon

if they're really unlucky, they might be hit with that realization that they swing the other way when they're in a love-less marriage with two kids that were produced during a night of forced male orgasms in order to not make the wife feel too inadequate

anywhoo, that is not the sort of environment you want to bring a kid up in

thus thats even less homos to choose from

cos its not like homos have some external trait that you can immediately identify them from

you know whos got it the best?

the bisexuals

they have the highest probability of finding lovers

because they stick their hand

or in this case, penis, in two jars

the male jar and the female jar

they get two bites of the apple

the whole nature of homosexual relationships are probably really different too

like would gay males play video games and watch action movies for fun?

would they both be horny as shit and have sex all the time,

cos face it guys in straight relationships would have alot more sex if their female partners were more compliant

so how would males in gay relationships act?

would gay females eat ice cream and complain that they're gaining weight?

and instead of sex, would they just spend the majority of their time cuddling and braiding each others hair?

you know, all that romantic stuff that straight girls would prefer doing if their males partners werent so horny all the time

so how would females in gay relationships act?

do you see where im getting at here?

if you look at it from that point of view, it makes more sense for people to be homosexual

males tend to have similar interests with other males and likewise for females

straight relationships will undoubtedly always be suffering that inherent conflict born from sex-related differences

all that shit about opposites attracting each other really only applies to physics

people of similar interests are the ones that inevitably get together

so then why dont we have more gays? is the vagina to penis match just that much more satisfying than the penis to ass? or scissor sisters?

there would also be less domestic abuse and likelihood of rape in homosexual relationships too

these problems occur due to the differences in power

if both partners are of the same sex, they're more likely to be of similar strength

therefore, less likely to tolerate a kick to the vagina

or maybe homosexual relationships are exactly the same as heterosexual relationships,

maybe one gay fulfills the "female/sensitive" role and the other gay fulfills the more 'male/masculine" role

that essentially has the same dynamics as most heterosexual relationships

the only difference is that the previously imposed gender for each role has altered

males cant always play the masculine role, they have feelings too !

anyways,i have no clue of the nature of homosexual relationships and lets keep it that way

but i gotta say, it would be thought-provoking to say the least, if i could look at some guys, the same way i look at some girls

but i cant

my mind or my body isnt hardwired that way, so any lances or julians out there reading this,

please leave me alone

regardless the more homosexuals we have, more girls fo me!

*why the frickburger do girls always say, " I WANT A GAY BEST FRIEND"

PRETTY FREAKING SURE, THAT THEY DONT WANT TO BE YOURS

bam !

*are you guys still reading?

this is so freaking long

wow you must really have nothing to do

hahahaha

please, feed me

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