mothers day

hello friends

do you know how much pain your mother went through to exert you out of that tiny, tiny hole?

do you know that when your mothers are about to poop you out, they actually physically poo and sadly there is no toilet there to clean up the mess :(

anyways, since its mothers day tomorrow, i want y'all to be treating your mothers extra nice

because ive been to a household in which mother-children relationships were not so good

and im not going to name any names but ill give you a real life scenario that i experienced back in my days at de la salle

upon entering the residence, my friend would greet his mother by saying"hey slut, whats for lunch"

and the mother screams "dont you dare swear at me" ..."oh hello kenny"

and then when the mum enters his room to tell us to come down for aforementioned lunch,

the boy goes "get the fuck out of my room bitch"

and all the while, im awkwardly twiddling my balls wondering why this kids mother didn't swallow him when she had the chance ... LOL (man im laughing at my own joke)

Anyways

if a child disrespects his parents, the mother/father has every right to fuck him/her up

i swear when i grow up and marry the reincarnation of audrey hepburn and have kids,

if my children give me lip, i will fucking take out my nine-iron and play golf with there testicles/ovaries

i kid you not, because these days, society is getting more and more fucked up due to the deterioration of familial bonds.

kids no longer value their parents, and if you dont value the individuals who have dedicated their entire lives for you, then how the frickburger do you expect to value anyone?

the very reason so many people like to dabble in a doctorate of "rape" is precisely because they don't respect their parents and visa versa

BUT i admit there have been many, many times when ive been a bitch to my parents

luckily, my parents obliged me by unleashing the firm end of a vacuum cleaner

and i thank them for that

cos without my parents, i wouldn't even be a tenth of the person i am today.

that "handsome," "intelligent" individual you see prancing around the school would be similar to Priam briefly in his childhood when he was Podacres and he had lost his kingdoom.

fortunately, much like Priam. I WAS RANSOMED

so peeps, if the stress of year 12 or VCE or professional life has caused a setback in your relationship with your parents, use tomorrow as an opportunity to mend your relationship

because blood will always be thicker than water

p.s.

GUYS, ive thought of a great mother's day gift

the best present ever is to....

link them to my blog

kennypp.blogspot.com

:D