there is an apocalypse in my pants and you're invited to it ;)

yesterday

apparently some religious vagina face predicted that the world was going to end and blah blah

yet here we stand,

living, breathing, fucking, eating

sometimes all at the same time

and who said we humans were bad at multi tasking !

now this isnt the first time that someone has said that we were all going to die

i mean a couple of years back i remember some douchebag saying that there was some atomic reactor that would create a black hole and blah blah

but nothing ever happened

all that happened was me cowering under my bed trying to get my soldier to salute one last time, BUT I COUDLNT BECAUSE I WAS TOO SCARED *SADFACE

anyways, sooner or later

someone with alot of credibility and authority is going to predict our demise

and we're going to believe it and whether or not that person was right

it wont matter because in the end, we will still face the end

and ill tell you why

we humans are intrinsically destructive people

i mean we're more animal then "human"

it is the reason why we're at the top of the food chain

although we aren't necessarily armed with the sharpest claws or the largest teeth

we have something else

and thats intelligence

and with this intelligence we go around raping and fucking everything till theres nothing left

and thats the way its always been,

its the reason why dogs are our pets and the reason why i like me steak medium-rare

humans dont just survive, they thrive

yet as time progresses, we have developed a myriad of laws and codes that have been designed to point us in the right direction in terms of moral behaviour

these beliefs and such prevent our animal instincts from appearing too much

and this sort of moral behaviour can only be applied when we know we have something to lose

when there is a guaranteed system of consequences that would afflict us if we step out of line

that system could either be religion and the threat of eternal damnation getting buttraped by ron jeremy in hell or

that system could be law and the threat of 80 years of getting buttraped in prison

however, what happens when this system that provides a framework of what we consider right or wrong breaks down

what we have is anarchy and the loss of hope

and humans are most insane when they are aware of their impending doom

doesnt help much that hope is the most formidable barrier to insanity

what happens when every ounce of hope we have is destroyed?

what happens when we truly believe that we are going to die?

the second we truly believe that we are going to die is the day we will actually die

because if we're left to our own devices, we will fuck shit up

if all the leaders of the world met up and say

"haii guys, the world is going to end tomorrow and we cant do anything about it"

regardless of whether they're right or not, in that brief gap of time we have before real or imagined extinction,

we humans will extinct each other

everything that we couldnt do because of laws, ethics, commandments and such,

we would do,

except me, im a good boy

now thankfully, we havent faced the threat of extinction, yet

so no one is too sure how anyone would react

im just assuming shit because im a pranoid carrot-cake whos hobbies consist of drawing cubes and watching starcraft replays

but just look back through history and observe all the atrocities and horrors that have occurred

it wouldnt be a strech of the imagination to envisage how capable we as humans are of wreaking havoc

anyways

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