how to look good naked

now im sure the majority of you folks arent pleased with yourselves naked
what do you see?
is it a doughy, unhealthy physique lined with pockets of fat?
perhaps
maybe its just skin and bones
however, one thing remains clear, you are unhappy with the way you look unclothed
now, before you guys think that im acting all high and mighty
i too originally was pretty unhappy with what i saw
my body is too skinny, my legs are too thin
my nipples are misaligned with one aerola slightly more brown than the other
my stomach has a stomach which recently gave birth to another stomach
and i have stretch marks running across my thighs
its not a pleasant look
anyways, being the master guru that i am, im going to teach you how to look good naked
the answer is to just not wear clothes around the house
as soon as i even approach my front door, my pants are parshly gone and as soon as i get one foot in, my tie is undone
i eat dinner with my family only wearing underwear, i do my homework only wearing underwear
i watch angry boys only wearing underwear
and you know what, im writing this note only wearing my underwear ;)
and gradually over time, you get used to your body,
you get comfortable with it and later on you'll begin to appreciate it
ill be like "oh body, your looking mighty fresh today"
and ill take deep breaths to simulate my stomach saying " hehe yea, straight back at you, face"
but anyways, although its obscured by clothes half the time, your body does matter
sooner or later, your gonna have to show it
so instead of resorting to wearing a shirt the next time you go to the beach
just show your body because if you can appreciate it, others can too
HAHA who am i kidding, if your fat, wear a shirt, seriously, its a health hazard bro
am i too mean? maybe
does this face care? no