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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

i like bikes

hey guys

i had a pretty weird experience today

i was on the train ride back from school with some friends when a bicycle propped up on one of the support thingymabobs fell over

and naturally since its a packed train, it starts to make things awfully uncomfortable as it crashes into nearby ovaries

so since i was the closest one to it, i grabbed the bike and held it in position

all the while i was wondering who owned this bike and it led me to the assumption that someone forgot to take their bike when he/she left the train

but just to be sure i started asking people on the train " does anyone own this bike"

"cos if no one does, im gonna take it"

so when i got to my station, i wheeled it out the carriage whilst all the passengers were laughing and rode it back home

now ive just reached my front door and im pretty happy cos i forgot how much fun riding a bike was

nostalgia bro

when my phone rings and one of my friends is like "the owner of the bike woke up and hes pretty angry"

and i was like oooh shit, ooh shit, this guys gonna beat me up for taking his bike

if i get beaten up how will i do well for my methods sac :(

so i went into the house and bought 10 dollars just in case i had to bribe him

the guy then calls me up (cos he got my phone details from a friend) and tells me to meet him at the station

so i rode the bike to the station and there he is

a chinese fob in a fluro orange labourer's uniform

i immediately start apologising saying that i didnt realise the bike had an owner

but then he cuts me off by shaking my hand, patting my back and pulling out his wallet

he then pulls out a 20 dollar and attempts to give it to me

im like "nonono, it was my fault, im so sorry"

and after some more pushing and shoving, he reluctantly puts the money back in his wallet and thanks me once more

its funny cos that bike didnt even look like it was worth 20 dollars

anyways, i realized that i should have never taken the bike from the train

and that nothing in life is free

but it was so surprising to see a situation like this turn around

i actually assumed the worst and thought i was going to get beaten up

but fortunately in the end, all that that man and i really lost is time

3 comments:

  1. how does it cause shame to the asian population?
    i represent a 17 year old male high school student before i represent an asian.

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  2. YOU STOLE A BIKE LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. i didnt steal the bike. I thought someone just left it so i took it. Its not stealing, its just taking. In the end, i returned it to him, so nothing was stolen!

    and i didnt cause shame oky. i consider myself a good representation of an asian person !

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