you know in those movies where crowds of people are screaming
like in war of the worlds, when the tripods emerge and eveyrones panicking and running in all different directions,turning into dust, ruining tom cruise's hair and all that jazz
well, if something like that happened in melbourne in the school oval at mhs and im one of the first onlookers
im not going to run
no sir, im not
im going to take off all my clothes and fucking climb that tripod
and when that tripod throws me off and aims its laz0r beams at me
im going to start jacking off and try and slay the one-eyed dragon before i face my demise
who knows, i might actually pull some globules off which might have some secret ability to burn through the tripods armor and eventually save the world
i could be humanity's hero
i mean who would've thought to have done that, no one
no one could jack off on something that is walking around killing everyone
but not this guy, this guys got it all planned
so when judgement day comes and everyones burning to ashes
dont disturb me when im trying to do my thang
who knows, it just might save you
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