true loves

do you guys believe in "true love?"

do you guys believe that out there in this world, there is one man or woman destined to be with you

a person so perfect that she/he would satisfy every physical, emotional, financial, need

well i do

but i reckon more along the line that there are true loves

okay but how do we quantify something like this

after about 30 seconds of rigorous thinking, i tallied the results and this is what i got.

firstly to find your love if you are a boy and you are not gay

you get rid of all the males in this world

thats like 3 billion people left (thank sexism for that)

then u get rid of all the chicks u dont find attractive ethnically speaking

that leaves like several hundreds of million people

then you get rid of all the people in this world you will never have the chance of meeting because this world is just too massive

then lets say i get rid of all the girls that are below a certain height requirement sooo anyone below 165-170 cm

then out of that group i get rid of all the dumb people

omg guys, do you realise that university is basically a modern interpretation of natural selection

yay maybe ill find a girl that is both smart and purdy

anyways that leaves like several tens of thousands

then out of those, pick all the people that have personalities that your personality finds desirable

that leaves like,,, 20 to maybe 50 girls, ideals in this world

so there we go, depending on your personality, there is an average of 20 to 50 girls that would be best suited for you

and the thing is, we dont know who they are

we dont know what they look like or how they will come to us

so in order to find them, i emphasize the importance of timing

if u meet the ideal girl but u meet her in an awkward situation

then ull never be with her

e.g. if u meet her when u have to take a shit and ur waiting for the bus

and some hot girl smiles at you whilst ur attempting to not embarrass yourself in public

in any other scenario when u may have approach the aforementioned girl, u may have got her number, and fallen in love

however, since ur priorities were focused on ur bowel movements u couldnt

then bam a chance is gone

thats why peeps if you think uve met one of ur ideals, one of ur true loves,

however, slim the chance may be, then stick to it and keep her close

i guess thats why so many people cheat but then again that is also contingent on timing

e.g. you meet a girl whilst you and your girlfriend are having a fight

anyways whats saddening is that in a rapidly growing world, although our chance of meeting anyone grows, the probability of meeting our ideals continues to shrink.