Do the Creep

Thursday, June 23, 2011

staring at girls with big boobs

hey fwends

as per usual, i was standing on the train waiting to get to school

just a standard day, nothing too interesting to look at

except the girl with massive breasticles in front of me

im sure you guys are all aware of the risks we take to gaze upon such unique lumps of fats and i was no exception

yet boobs have a tendency to make everything awkward

it was a back and forth process of glancing at her tits, then looking away

then looking at her tits again and then when we make eye contact, quickly looking at the roof pretending to be in deep thoughts, humming the pokemon theme song

it was onerous as fuck

i actually wish i wasn't attracted to boobs, i mean ive seen like at least a million pairs online and my own pair offline, shouldnt i be desensitized to them?

but sadly no, there is just something about them,

they're inherently intriguing and even after thousands of years of evolution, poetry, intelligence and civilisation

it still amazes me that we males continue to be consistently attracted to a feature that serves practically no sexual purpose

but you know what does serve a purpose, the comment question of the day

haha ray wiliam Johnson you fucking faggot

also, id like to clarify some shit

men arent attracted to mammary glands in their natural state,

they're not that amazing when unhinged and naked before our eyes

boobs are most appealing when its comfortably positioned by the bra with only particular segments of it being showcased

sometimes the parts are more important than the whole

as for the 5 billion asian girls that dont have boobs

take solace in the fact that personality is something that can be observed

lol.

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