hey fwends
as per usual, i was standing on the train waiting to get to school
just a standard day, nothing too interesting to look at
except the girl with massive breasticles in front of me
im sure you guys are all aware of the risks we take to gaze upon such unique lumps of fats and i was no exception
yet boobs have a tendency to make everything awkward
it was a back and forth process of glancing at her tits, then looking away
then looking at her tits again and then when we make eye contact, quickly looking at the roof pretending to be in deep thoughts, humming the pokemon theme song
it was onerous as fuck
i actually wish i wasn't attracted to boobs, i mean ive seen like at least a million pairs online and my own pair offline, shouldnt i be desensitized to them?
but sadly no, there is just something about them,
they're inherently intriguing and even after thousands of years of evolution, poetry, intelligence and civilisation
it still amazes me that we males continue to be consistently attracted to a feature that serves practically no sexual purpose
but you know what does serve a purpose, the comment question of the day
haha ray wiliam Johnson you fucking faggot
also, id like to clarify some shit
men arent attracted to mammary glands in their natural state,
they're not that amazing when unhinged and naked before our eyes
boobs are most appealing when its comfortably positioned by the bra with only particular segments of it being showcased
sometimes the parts are more important than the whole
as for the 5 billion asian girls that dont have boobs
take solace in the fact that personality is something that can be observed
lol.
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