Do the Creep

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

the way you dress

just casually waiting for my train, i see a girl dressed like a hoe standing next to me

therefore shes a hoe right?

wrongggg

shes not a hoe

however, to the untrained eye, judging by her appearance, the deep mascara, the skirt you could pass off as a belt and the thin alluring lips that scream 'i want penis' , she looks pretty freaking willing.

guys, i cannot stress the importance of being able to develop the skill to extract a chick's personality purely by the way she dresses

and its pretty freaking hard

especially in the 21st century, with rampant materialism and sluts being a generally accepted species in society,

i understand your pain

because people make assumptions based on how one dresses, one's dress can either command authority/respect E.G. police uniform, suits

OR

spell low socio-economic status and general faggotry e.g. nike airforces, trackies, country road bags

so how does this tie in with hoes

if you look like a sluzball, then prepare to be treated like one

prepare to get flattered,

prepare to get complimented and prepare the inevitable penis that would slide down ur slit

and also

prepare for the walk of shame back home, prepare to waking up by yourself in the morning,

prepare for a drizzle of liquid down your face that your damn sure is not just "morning drool"

however, if a girl dresses like a hoe and is not actually a hoe

guys, you have to understand that this girl is probably one who has low self esteem, probably lonely, wants a lover, wants attention and etc.

you have to act in an appropriate manner

because thats how some people justify rape

in addition

there are subtle discrepancies between fake hoes and real hoes,

but alas, i cant tell the difference either

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