what are humans good at?

what are humans good at

i mean what are we really exceptional at

what's something that aliens from space can look at us and be like

damn, we do not want to fuck with them

actually humans arent good at that many things

it all boils down to three things

we humans are amazing at

1. sex

2. war (killing)

3. producing and consuming food

1. sex

humans fuck alot, we fuck so much that our planet cannot cope with it

its the reason why china has the one child policy and the reasons why contraceptives are so widespread

all we do is fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and as we speak, there are probably tons of people depositing their semen into a hole

not only that, normal sex isnt good enough for us

we have to dabble in a bit of anal sex, maybe fisting, maybe beastiality,

oh no, having sex with other humans isnt good enough for us, we have to attempt to fuck inanimate objects, and cartoon characters

do you know how big the prostitution industry is.

do you know how much black market sex there is.

human trafficking for the sole purpose of sex is consistently increasing

no wonder why prostitution is deemed as the oldest profession, its also recession proof !

i think its clear to say, humans like sex and more importantly, as a species, as a collective, we're good at it

2. war

most countries place a huge portion of their GDP towards the maintenance, creation and purchase of weapons

if you look at history, all humans ever do is fight

even with barriers like religion and so called morals, when it gets down into the nitty gritty

humans fight and there pretty good at it too

and now with modern technology, its pretty easy to fight

we no longer have to go around waving swords and hope it lands on someones head

we can just drop a bomb, hope for the best

and justify it as "oh, sorry about that guys, we were hoping to stop communism, oh what, millions of people died? haha communism is so stupid, capitalism ftw"

3. food

humans are a variant of cancer, all we ever do is consume

and if we're not consuming, we devise methods to make whatver it is that we're eating. be more edible

its the reason why stupid shows like "master chef" are so appealing

goddamn, does anyone really watch that show

i know the ending to every masterchef show, some guy makes a slightly innovative food, the judges congratulate him, flashback to some traumatic moment of that person's past, the guy is so moved and starts to cry. fin

mate its just food, you didnt discover the cure for cancer, wipe your tears and stop embarrassing yourself on national tv

ANYWHOO

do you know what every country is good at doing

and thats making yummy food

the Thais may not have a massive economy like america but they sure make a killer pad thai !

same goes for mexicans and pretty much everyone else

in fact, if every person experienced the cuisine of every country in the world, pretty sure racism would decline significantly

so there we go guys, if you feel like your not good at anything

then try your hand at one of those things,

fuck someone, fight someone or feed someone

i guarantee, that you'd be formidable in at least one of them