dealing with MY weight issues

it really disheartens me when i wake up in the morning, plop my feet on the scale and see that i havent gained any weight

it is truly heart breaking,

i mean do you people know how much i eat?

my dietary requirements consist of about 5 kilograms of steak per week, copious amounts of macdonalds

and to top it all off my version of "exercise" consists of vigorously masturbating to a serbian film

but noooo, even after all that jazz, my body just refuses to gain weight, it cant bear the thought of gaining weight

and u know what the insane thing is, i dont eat breakfast and bang, there goes a kilogram (im a fucking poet)

for the past year ive been hovering between 69 kilos to 71 kilos and i cant seem to get myself out of this trap

i just hate it, it seems that the only periods i can actually gain weight is when i grow taller

and seeing as i wont grow vertically any much more, i dont think ill put on any more weight

sigh i hate it when fattie mc fat fats complain about gaining weight

dont you know how hard people with skinny body types like ME have it?

dont you?

you know whats worse when skinny girls say they're fat, the next time a skinny girl says she's fat respond like this

e.g.

jessica alba: im so fat, look at my profile picture, ive gained so much weight

kenny: yea, why dont you lose a few tubby

jessica alba:.....

you'll be guaranteed to not get any rumors showcasing how much of a douchebag you really are.

anyways, for all those out there whom are "big boned"

the next time you big macs look at yourselves in the mirror, ask yourselves this, how would it feel like being a cheeseburger for the rest of your life, how would it feel like having only one paddy, how would it feel.

:( :( :(

i hate fat people