Do the Creep

Monday, July 18, 2011

the girl im currently stalking

im not going to lie, i stalk girls

whether its on facebook or real life, if i see an appealing girl i subtly attempt to look at her every chance i get, albiet facebook stalking is so much easier

eye candy tastes better than real candy at times

but they're nowhere near as good as minddcandyy.blogspot.com

anyways! the term stalking might be an exaggeration BUT

today, i expected the train ride to be boring, monotonous and stress-inducing

my day started off bad as this random woman placed her hand firmly on my back in order to push me further into the train so that she could get on

i felt like turning around and smashing her in the face multiple times

thankfully, i temporarily contemplated a future of lawsuits and blah blah

but seriously who the fuck does she thinks he is.

she has no right to touch me, i hate being touched,

then when we reached the next station, i had the fortune to be graced with one of the most beautiful girls ive seen in a long time

she was asian , wearing all back, had heels on, and roughly 165 cm tall

she had a thin nose, very slight double eye lids with mascara and she had neck-length hair

she was about 20-23 years old, possibly a university student

i think i love her

i feel as if i dont talk to her, im going to regret it for the rest of my life

bahahahahahahahahahahaha

i actually plan on taking her mum out for a nice salmon dinner and then never calling her again !

but seriously im going to talk to her and if you see this post disappear in the not too distant future then it just means ive been successful

but sigh the age gap could be like 2-6 years.

but its okay, im pretty mature for my age.. right? ^_^

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT

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