why its okay to date ugly people

for those that care in excess about what people think about them OR are very shallow

you probably cant fathom the possibility of dating an ugly person

i mean i cant, i mean imagine waking up staring at the face day in day out, or imagine what people would say when they see you walking arm in arm down a street. OH THE HORROR

but !

here are some reasons to substantiate my hypocritical claim of why its okay to date the Ron Jeremys of this world minus the massive penis size (btw ron jeremy is a really ugly pornstar renowned for his 10+ inch penis, sigh i wish i had a more intelligent audience)

-dating an ugly person is either a positive or negative reflection of your personality. it can remind you that you have either hit a low point in your life and that you must try harder OR remind you that you have reached a certain stage of enlightenment and knowledge where the appearance of a girl does not actually matter to you and you value more unobtainable things like an amazing personality. Consequently this knowledge can either embolden you to be better or serve to reflect on the fact that you are an awesome person.

-ugly people generally try harder, most ugly people are very aware of the fact that they are ugly, although they may be able to temporarily delude themselves and others through a myriad of lotions and potions (makeup and alcohol) all good things come to an end.

And the morning after when you see her in her natural state. your going to wonder, did i really stick my dick in chewbacca? Thus, due to their own knowledge of their downright fear-inducing appearance, they have to compensate by being 1. really intelligent (look at mhs, we're so fucking ugly but yet we're so fucking smart)

2.being a nicer person person, (ugly people dont have the right to be arrogant or mean)

e.g. ugly girl:kenny your a faggot. kenny:lol well, your ugly ... ugly girl:*sniffle sniffle*

3.being better at sports (look at wayne rooney) my god hes ugly.

Furthermore, ugly people are more likely to tolerate all your stupid shit because hey, they cant do that much better and have to settle for second best.

e.g. "honey, would you like to dabble in some sadomasochism" ... "okay, but be gentle" *sniffle sniffle *

-lastly, this is perhaps the most difficult concept to grasp but please do try.

if you think your good looking, why would you need to date another good looking person, i mean isnt your own appearance enough, arent you good looking enough for the ugly person as well.

do you get that? i certainly dont

but it explains the justifications of totally hotties dating/marrying total uggos

but then again, it COULD BE about the benjamins (money)....

brb i just saw my reflection in the toilet bowl and

i

cant

look

away

^_____________^