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Sunday, July 17, 2011

why we have to date fobs

hey guys,

we are privileged to live in Australia where there is an abundance of natural resources which can be easily relied on in order to fuel our economy

but there is one resource in which barely any of us have tapped into

human resources but more specifically fobs.

asian fobs

now i dont want to generalize

but a huge portion of the fobs you see infesting the various unis are descendants of very very wealthy families

im not talking 6 figures a year, there parents make 7-8 figures a year, they are raking in the yuans

there parents literally have cash lined around the edges of their ass

how else would they pay the ridiculously exorbitant fees that end up sourcing Australia's unique HECS program,

they indirectly pay for all our education

so grit your teeth and go out with one of them

although there may be language barriers, although they may be selfish and incredibly arrogant pricks as a result of the one-child policy

you can really see how the other "side" live

is the grass greener? is the grass tastier? is there a higher concentration of chloroplast over there? or perhaps, that field receives more photosynthesis?

and hey if your lucky, you may marry one of them and live life with financial ease

haha but guys im not promoting gold digging

life is all about accumulating as many experiences as you can

wouldn't that experience be enriched with a bit of rich?

and the small price you pay is your dignity,

a bit of ass-kissing and a perpetual need to satisfy their undying ego

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