hannibal lector in kindergarten

you know in kinder, theres always that one insane kid, that insane motherfucker who does weird shit and you just know that hes going to rape kids in the future, well i unfortunately came across this bad boy one untimely morning.

i was a pretty nice kid in kinder, all i ever did was finish puzzles or pick up chickens and throw them into the toilet

so im happily running around the playground with my undies on my head when i run into a line of bubbles that the kid blew

i say "oops soz bro" and

this kid menacingly glares at me and drops his bubble-making apparatus and starts to walk towards me

i freak out and run in the opposite direction

i take refuge at the top of the playground and stop to catch my breath,

then he pops out of nowhere, pulls up my shirt and takes a chunk out of my shoulder

he literally bit my arm to the extent that it bled

i had his dental records embedded in me, im freaking out and i start screaming AHHHHH

and then i run to the office all teary and shizz with blood squirting out of my shoulder

anyways, last week i bumped into that kid again and i said to him

"remember me, i know what you did 14 years ago"

and hes like "what...."

and then i smashed him to the ground and took a bite out of his arm

it felt good man

revenge sure does feel good

hehehe anyways that whole story is true except for the last bit about me finding him

but i really wonder what urged him to bite me, like what did i do to deserve getting bitten

BUT. thats the way life is.

shit happens to people that dont deserve it

and you just gotta accept it

but ever since then, ive been worried that someone else might wanna take a bite out of me

but this time im ready.

if some faggot tries to eat me, i will take a shit on his face