the worst feeling in the world

the worst feeling for we humans to endure is that sense of mind-numbing loneliness

loneliness can be defined as two features

1. absence of males (i.e. friends)

2. absence of females (i.e. friends or lovers)

im going to be addressing the second one

unless your an asexual flower that reproduces by relying on a bee, we humans need both males and females to satisfy and enrich our lives and we'll never truly be happy with only one or none of the criterion.

the thing with loneliness and most negative emotions in general are that you cant stop thinking about it and you are constantly reminded of it just by a simple walk in the street

as you see couples walking hand in hand, you can't feel overwhelmed and at a loss as to why everyone in this world has found their significant other with the exception of you.

you question whether its your fault and you feel as if there a lack in yourself

these sort of feelings are the source for a myriad of other negative emotions such as depression, sadness, lack of motivation or even worse an amplification of the slut factor

humans want to feel wanted. they need to feel wanted, that is our genetic makeup and that is what makes us so unique, without it we are essentially denying ourselves of what is "human"

but girls and guys, dont attempt fill in that void in your life through copious amounts of penis because the worst possible result of pregnancy at this age is a little bundle of cells that will eventually grow up to resent you and ship you off at a nursing home the minute you cannot control your bowel movements.

you can attempt to fill that void through busying yourself with homework, alcohol, drugs, gardening and all that jazz

but in the end the only way to assuage loneliness is to...

not be lonely (TADA) so if you feel like something in your life is missing, maybe thats what it is

as for all the people who do have a girlfriend or boyfriend, you really shouldn't take them for granted as another pretty horrible feeling is that of regret and feelings of "what if"

"what if i didnt say that "

"what if i was a bit nicer"

"what if i wore a condom"

loneliness and regret are actually biffles because they're a catalyst for each other

i guess thats why when we feel loneliness we also feel regret and visa versa

anyways at this moment, my toilet doesn't feel lonely, i gave it a brown friend(s)

my toilets a bit racist so hes going to have to adjust his attitudes a bit but Australia is a multicultural place, he'll learn

anyways i just flushed and the toilet is accusing his newly found brown friend of stealing all his water

im just like dude, deal with it, thats life

but after the toilet's tantrum it feels a bit lonely and now it regrets being mean to its brown friend

circle of life bro