sexual harrasment

There is nothing wrong with sexual harassment

In fact society would be a lot more efficient if women and men were exposed to a good dose of sexism every now and then. Ergh I kid. Anyways the reason why im talking about this is because recently our school wasted a period, (a whole freaking period which I could have spent on making love to my bm textbook) on a lecture about sexual harassment. Apparently some year 12 had groped a teacher and did silly stuff like “oh i dropped my books, lets take a million years to pick them up so I can observe my teacher’s non existent cleavage” During that whole lecture, my friends began to grope my ass and whisper snide comments like “get back into the rape dungeon” which got me thinking, how retarded would you have to be make passes at teachers. I mean, they are like double our age, couldnt he (perhaps even she, we’re never too sure at mhs) just find some nice homely looking macrob , take her to a secluded area (e.g. state library) and whisper wistfully about the functions of x? If you really need a girlfriend but you cant seem to get one, ill teach you a crude but effective way to make your own, first you have to sit on your hand for oh I don’t know 7-8 hours, until its practically dead and theres no blood in it, then you shake it all about it, you do the hokey pokey and you turn around and that’s what its all about, lets just say if you use that technique correctly your hand can be your girlfriend for at least 30 mins oh wait we mhs guys don’t even need 30 mins, more like 30 seconds, 30 seconds of bliss ! Therefore, the drawing up of artificial boundaries has impeded national unity and has induced internal violence amongst the various African tribes/nations.