i wonder why god didnt do this
well unless your a bumbling optimist that vomits out sunshine, you must realize that humans are inherently bad but more so males in general are bad,
the key difference between men and women lies in their strength
as men are stronger than women, they use this power to abuse their privileges and engage in unfamily friendly activities such as rape, violence, not putting the seat down for the toilet and not eating vegetables
but its all good, i know how to save humanity
we simply ask god politely for a little role reversal
we make women more physically powerful than men
i firmly believe that women are less likely to start wars and be violent
consequently, our society would be much more safe, tolerant and peaceful
so guys next time you attend your mosque, church or synagogue
add a little oomph to your prayers as the big G-man up there just may listen.
huge emphasis on the word "may"
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