sex after marriage (i think not)

not long ago i was given this question
"would you have sex before marriage?" then i responded with
"would you buy a car without trying it before hand?" yes. thats right exactly!
ladies and gentlemen, i rest my case
what happens if you go through marriage and your all in love and shit
and the minute u take off your bra, a white stain begins to trickle out of his pants hmph?
(premature ejaculation ftw)
what happens if your husband has an extremely tiny penis,
or your wife has an extremely tiny vagina (thats a good thing btw )
huh?
thats why i cannot stress the importance of having sex before marriage
it would give you guys practice plus regardless of what people think sex is important in the maintenance of a healthy marriage, because thers only so much personality can do. but remember kids use contraceptives
also you can be like my parents and solve every problem by having sex :) i think i was born after they got evicted from ther house
i think, who knows maybe i was planned, unlikely though