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Monday, April 25, 2011

public transport


public transport


as we all know, victoria's current public transport system is very flawed, especially the train system which is easily the most important
however, public transport system provides us with ample opportunities to interact with a variety of people hailing from a mix of cultures, yet , why is it that we spend the majority of our trips (to and from school) in mind-numbing monotony staring at the girl with the big boobs in front of us? and then staring away when she looks as you, and then staring back and then getting a restraining order slapped on you,

its because of fear of the people around us. there have been plenty of times when there was a strangely attractive male in front of me and i have not had the guts to approach him, deary me
and why the fuck is it that when the train stops at south yarra, all these people try to get on when clearly a shit load of people have to get off, fuck, and whats up with all the old asian women checking me out cant ther husbands satisfy them or something so they have to resort to staring at an innocent child like me, i swear why cant i just eat my potato cake in peace!

ther should also be another rule, you know how we are meant to give up our seats for the elderly or the disabled, ther should be a rule that forces people to give ther seats up for melbourne high school students. why? because we are the children of the future, the one that would be running australias economy, surely providing us with a seat is a little sacrifice for the potential benefits of our collective intelligence, i kid u not, and to all the fags that are mean to mhs students, stop being a fag because in the future you will probs be sucking our dick, kk
this rule doesnt apply to macrob students because lol, that school is a breeding ground for feminists and u all know that macrob students dont have souls
gingers do have souls!

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