so a girl walks into a macdonalds store and orders a big mac. she has recently broken up with her boyfriend because the she has the tendency to fuck anything that has a pulse.
anyways the girl is wearing a dress and just as she is about to take a bite, she drops the burger onto her lap and sauce seeps into the pelvic region of her dress. however, little does she know that within the confines of the sauce is a little extra ingredient, harvested by nights of temporary pleasure, this juice was stored up until a sufficient amount was attained which would be worthy enough to act as his ultimate revenge for her constant rejection of his advances. the girl crys "oh no," wipes the stains and proceeds outside to have sex with the nearby ferrets whilst the manager sinisterly chuckles at his evil plot and then cries later because he realises he's 35 and still works at macdonalds.
almost a year later, kenny paek was born
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