how to be good looking

our perception of beauty or attractiveness is influenced primarily if not all by the environment

the media, social norms, word of mouth, current political/social/economic situations are pivotal in influencing us on what we consider as "good looking"

consequently, what we perceive as attractive has the capability to change rapidly

for instance, several hundreds of years ago, in times of dire poverty fat people were considered more attractive as their weight was a representation of their socio-economic status, you have money to buy kfc y'know hence u get fat hence it means girls would rather fuck you cos you can prevent them from you know...dying of starvation

now we as humans are a dying race, our time is nearly over

and once we run of out of resources, we will quickly descend into chaos as nations will attack each other

and that is an insuperable fate, greater advancements in technology will only prolong the inevitable

my pessimism aside

during this stage of anarchy and brutality, the most attractive people wont be the pretty, skinny, statesque and all that jazz models we see today

attractive people would be basically hardened, old, rugged, scarred and other characteristics that people today might deem as rough, unpleasant or even undesirable

and that is because these people appear as though they can provide greater security and stability during a tumultuous time

so the clocks ticking guys, you better start working out, not shave and start to smear excrement over ur face as camouflage to simulate guerrilla warfare because that is what will be attractive in 20-40 years.

as for girls, you can start by not wearing any makeup and not using any toilet paper

i kid you not

when the bombs start dropping and the Indonesians/polar bears are flanking our shores

who do you think the girl would look to

a tall, pretty boy with a pasty complexion and thin fingers ORr

an ugly wayne rooney lookalike dotted with acne and other unsightly blemishes

so to all the ugos out there, i hope this note provides you with some solace

because in the not too distant future

girls and boys will find YOU as the most desirable

and maybe when you look at yourself in the mirror then you'll see

^_^ reflection perfection ^_^